She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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