You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
well you can't waste a boner
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Randomize