You're my little dorito
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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