I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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