Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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