sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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