Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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