you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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