So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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