NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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