Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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