sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
