Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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