Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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