i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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