I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Terrible idea I love it
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