they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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