Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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