so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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