am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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