I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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