Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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