these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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