Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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