And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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