ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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