Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i was born a porn star she said
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girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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