Your tits are I can't wait for
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There's always time for handjobs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
