Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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