her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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