real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What did we do last night that was yellow?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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