did you get engaged???
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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