oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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