You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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