And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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