what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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