All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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