People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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