just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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