please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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