May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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