Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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