i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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