On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
