the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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