I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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