Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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