Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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