so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
how does that bad decision feel?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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