ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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