He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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