He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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