Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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