i barfeds in our rink
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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