Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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