I think my fart just growled at me.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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